so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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