If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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