so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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