Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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