All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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