you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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