No, you can still breathe under the balls.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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