dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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