A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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