And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..