Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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