god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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