No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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