You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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