there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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