i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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