Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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