I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need to calm my uterus...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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