shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He? As in you personified your dick?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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