Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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