He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
How does one acquire holy water?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
