are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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