I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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