They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
a search helicopter?!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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