You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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