So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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