3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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