Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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