STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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