We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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