what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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