What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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