my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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