She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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