Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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