Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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