This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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