Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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