guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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