What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.