if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us