Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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