so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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