I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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