Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You pole danced in your parka.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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