airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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