I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
