Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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