Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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