me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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