We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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