On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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