oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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