how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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