i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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