That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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